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Why did the chicken cross the
road?
Ponder the following explanations:
(if you have one to add,
please
e-mail it to us today!)
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of
the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day
One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross
the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first
deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the
problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize
how stupid he' s acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding
'NEW' problems.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes
and the way he walks.
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to
cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes
and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so
that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of
the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against
us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the
chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed
to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was
the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken' s intentions. I am
not for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain
level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken
crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why
they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you
eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until
we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly
harmless phrases like ' the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the
road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the
chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken
tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of
crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet
Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more
stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.
BRITNEY SPEARS:
That is my pet chicken, and he was crossing the
road to buy me some underwear. What a good pet he is.
PATRICIA STANSBURY, EPIC GARDENS, BON AIR,
VIRGINIA:
Because there was green grass on the other side of the road, and natural
chickens eat grass, as well as bugs, including fly larvae. This is good and
natural. Chickens will actually cross and re-cross a road if given ample
opportunity for ranging freely. But maybe that’s just our chickens.
(if you have one to add,
please
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